I found some of these amusing so thought I would share.
BULLETIN: Your receipt for attending service
CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync
HYMN: A song of praise usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range
INCENSE: Holy Smoke
JONAH: The original "Jaws" story
JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own
PEW: A medieval torture device still found in some churches
10 COMMANDMENTS: The most important top ten list NOT given by David Letterman
USHERS: The only people in the congregation who don't know the seating capacity of a pew
we are still singing as we go . . .
the musical walk of the Pantier family, who continue to seek out the tried, true and old ways as they share the love of their Heavenly Father, one note at a time.
Who We Are
- the Charlie Pantier Family
- We are a traditional style acoustic music family trio. Charlie on harmonica and guitar, Sue on guitar and banjo and Annie plays autoharp and guitar. We write original songs that we mix in with old time hymns, and cowboy gospel music to share the message of our Father as we promote traditional family values.
We will sing praise to YHWH all our lives. Pleasing to Him will be our theme. For we are His handiwork, created in union with the Messiah for the good works that have been prepared in advance for us to live by. It is with His word dwelling in us that we wll go into the world singing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs; admonishing the idle, cheering the fainthearted, supporting the weak, showing patience, love, sympathy compassion and humility to all we come to meet as we preach, through our music, the message of our Messiah so all who have ears may come to know the true path of the tried and good ways our heavenly Father and His Son have planned for each of us.
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